We all reached a decision, then   We all agree   So rare we're all together   With a place to be      And when it seemed decided   Of where to go   I thought we all abided   And then there's Joe      Ahh, frustration   Ahh, aggravation      Big house one Friday night   Everyone was there   Mike drank a little too much   Shaved off his hair      And when I checked my watch   'Bout two or so   I thought we all had fun   And then there's Joe      Ahh, frustration   Ahh, aggravation      Joe, unbending   Joe, dogmatic   Joe, obstinate   Joe, basis of it all      Met up with girls last night   Like a triple date   Went down to thurston's shoppe   It was open late      And the girls went to the bathroom   All in a row   Mentioned the fun I was having   And then there's Joe      Ahh, frustration   Ahh, aggravation      There's one in every group   Who you just can stand   Never seems to lighten up   With such demand      Might be a trivial thing   Someone you know   We all have our problem friend   We all have our Joe      Ahh, frustration   Ahh, aggravation      Joe, unbending   Joe, dogmatic   Joe, obstinate   Joe, basis of it all