I've heard a lot of stories   So tell me if they're true   Oh I would die for you   Knowing that you're mine      You tell me that you're sorry   You say your heart is new   Oh I will cry for you   Call me and we'll dine      It's almost over Lorraine   Can you still feel the pain   Do you still want me to love you   It's such a funny day   Whoah oh oh   It's such a funny day      Tonight we sail for Paris   Where the streets are paved with gold   Your eyes have blessed my soul   Your lips, they've blessed the wine      We'll tame the Gulf of Lyons   I'll wed thee in Marseilles   We'll turn the moon to blood   If only there were time      It's almost over Lorraine   Can you still feel the pain   Do you still want me to love you   It's such a funny day   Whoah oh oh   It's such a funny day