And I know how you hate my guts.   But tonight I supplied the sluts and I even bought you a beer.   So will you please be my friend, or at least we can pretend.   That you really want me here.      And I will work out and get big, and be just like Glen Danzig.   Maybe then you will think that I rule.   And it's always been my dream to be captain of the football team.   So then girls would think I was cool.      But I am a loser. (Woah)   And I guess there's no turning back. (Woah woah woah)   That's why I sell tandy Computers.(Woah)   At your local radio shack.(Woah yeah)      And maybe if I was just like you, everybody would love me too.   But I guess I'm outta luck.   Ya see it's called superficiality, they don't like your personality.   They just want your low rider truck.      I have no friends at all, everyone hates me.