I got my mat  I'm gonna take a dive  I might get wet  But I'll still be alive  It only cost 3 bones  To prove my masculinity  But when I'm riding I'm free    I'm on the waterslide  (Woh-Oh)  I'm on the waterslide  (Let's go)  I'm On The Waterslide  Watch me go    In the shoot  I'll do the loop to loop  but in the end  I'll wind up in the soup  Last one to finish  Has to pay for every ride  but if I'm last you'll let me slide    [Chorus]    [Lead]    [Chorus]    Go down backwards on the waterslide    Lane 5 on the waterslide    Lane 6 on the waterslide    I'm getting wet on the waterlide