He used to be a star of the stage and screen  but now he only sees half of everything  a funny little man with straight black hair  he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care    So, Where'd his eye go  I don't know  Where did his eye go  I don't know  But nothing can stop him now    I saw him last night on the telethon  he's doing candyman with his glasses on  and then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I  he whipped off his glasses and I looked at his eye    But, Where'd his eye go  I don't know  Where did his eye go  I don't know  But nothing can stop him now    (Break)  We really love that boy  he's brought us so much joy  he even used to be a goy  but things are different now  and I'm still wonderin how  He'll keep an eye out for me now and then  but does he see in 3D  Where did his eye go  Is it lookin at me    He used to be a star of the stage and screen  but now he only sees half of everything  a funny little man with straight black hair  he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care