(Rolf Harris)      Spoken:   There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying.    He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates,    Who are all gathered around and 'e says:      Watch me wallabies feed, mate   Watch me wallabies feed,   They're a dangerous breed, mate   So watch me wallabies feed   Altogether now!      Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down   Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down.      Keep me cockatoo cool, Carl,   Keep me cockatoo cool   Ah, don't go acting the fool, Carl   Just keep me cockatoo cool   Altogether now!      Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down   Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down.      'n' take me koala back, Jack   Take me koala back   He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac   So take me koala back   Altogether now!      Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down   Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down.      Let me abos go loose, Lew   Let me abos go loose   They're of no further use, Lew   So let me abos go loose   Altogether now!      Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down   Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down.      And mind me platypus duck, Bill   Mind me platypus duck   Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill   Just mind me platypus duck   Altogether now!      Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down   Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down.      PLay your didgeridoo, Blue   Play your didgeridoo   Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue   Play your didgeridoo   Altogether now!      Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down   Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down.      Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred   Tan me hide when I'm dead   So we tanned his hide when he died, Clive   And that's it hangin' on the shed!!   Altogether now!      Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down   Tie me kangaroo down, sport   Tie me kangaroo down...