There are two things, both appealing   One is better than the other   One's an 8 and one's a 10   But still I want the 10 or 8     How do you choose?   Let's be honest   How do you choose?   10 is better   I know it seems shallow   But I can sing so low   So low     Is it tough to make decisions?   Maybe but not in this case (no)   __________   But time of day is not an ____     Adding it up   Make the call   Adding it up   No choice at all   I know it seems shallow   But I can sing so low     I can sing so low   I can sing so low   I can sing so   I can sing so   I can sing so low     Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!   What do I do?   What do I do?     I'd rather live with two misters   Than live with the lesser of the two sisters     Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!   What do I do?   What do I do?     I'd rather live with two misters   Than live with the lesser of the two sisters     Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!   Don't tell mom, oo   Don't tell mom, oo     So 'em what you got, boy   Show 'em what I taught   So 'em what you got, boy   Show 'em what I taught     Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!   What do I do?   What do I do?     I'd rather live with two misters   Than live with the lesser of the two sisters     Daddy!   Mommy!   Hey, mister!