she's a nice girl and i like her style  but she's a hunchback  i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye  but she's a hunchback  i take her to the football game  she's my little notre dame  and i know things won't be the same  without a hunchback    took her to the dance looking for romance  she's a hunchback  and when she does the twist i just can't resist  watching a hunchback  everybody's laughing at me  why can't they just let us be  she'll go down in history  she's got a hunchback    i got a hunch then again i just don't know  she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo      i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda  doin' what i oughta she always brings me water      i know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell  she's got a hunchback  yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine  with a hunchback  i take her down to gay paris  on films and books we don't agree  she can't walk and i can't see  she's got a hunchback