all the goodness packed in a can it's a retrial harvest with a forever lifespan   a modern miracle worthy of praise you could leave it outside for a couple more   days let it crust over 'til a good rubbery skin adds texture to keep the juices   locked in then before long, with a bit of luck you'll be chewing on your protein   hockey puck throw it up in the air place it in your underwear i'm not trying to   be rude just remember - it's not really good food, it's a term they use they're   trying to confuse, abuse us delude us into thinking what comes in the can is   made of beef or ham packed by uncle spam for consumption for the founction of   selling carp found on killing floors yeah, i'm a carnivore but waste waste lost   it's meaning by concealing not revealing that it's not really good food, it's a   term they use they're trying to confuse, abuse us delude us into thinking smeat   smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat smeat   smeat smeat