I've been drinkin since my childhood  Like my whiskey good and strong  Got to have my fire water  No need to think I'm wrong    I'm a rum cola papa  Maybe you will disagree  There aint no other kind of drink  Yeah that will get me out of my misery    Some say rocking rye will get it  Other crave a stark highball  Bring me rum cola momma  And I think I'll tell it all    For I'm a rum cola papa  Maybe you will disagree  There ain't no other kind of drink  Yes that'll get me out of my misery    I met a friend of mine this morning  He was sober for a change  Thought it was my place to warn him  He was acting kinda strange    For I'm a rum cola papa  Maybe you will disagree  There ain't no other kind of drink  Yes that'll get me out of my misery    There be all kind of people  That grows on my family tree  Dad likes bourbon in his coffee  Mom drinks beer instead of tea    Cuz I'm a rum cola papa  Maybe you will disagree  There aint no other kind of drink  Yes that'll get me out of my misery