Charlie you look quite down  With your big sad eyes  And your big fat frown  The world doesn't have to be so gray  Charlie when your life's a mess  When your feeling blue  Or are in distress  I know what can wipe that sad away  All you have to do is  Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)  Put a ripe banana into your favorite ear  It's true (says who?)  So true  Once it's in your gloom will dissapear  The bad in the world is hard to hear  When in your ear a banana cheers  So go and put a banana in your ear  Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)  You will never be happy  If you live your life in fear  It's true (says you)  So true  When it's in the skies are bright and clear  Oh, every day of every year  The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere  So go and put a banana in your  Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr