A year ago she was swimming  And don't ya know she was winning  But something went wrong at the buoy near the end  Spicoli and his board came and hit her in the head  Oh no  Can't you see  Don't let my little woman  Become chicken of the sea  In it second she went down  In it minute she could drown  The guard upon the throne  Didn't even make a sound  Didn't even take a second  To take it look around  Cause he  Was talking to she  In a tight little French bikini  Hey man give me a hand  I'm blowin up the lifeguard stand  Let the dummies lie dead like splinters in the sand  I'm blowing up the lifeguard stand  When I'm wrong, I admit it  But I'm strong and I won't quit it  The people are Pushing me out of their way  They know not the importance of  The things I have to say  To you  About the sea  And those stupid little pricks  And their conspiracy  (Chorus)  Give me the mike and I'll say it  Then play wipeout or can you play it?  The bar needs to know about these tan little pricks  In their little red short and the sunblock oil their lips  The little whistle  Makes me sick  They just let the people drown while their checking out  The chicks