Why would a fellow want a girl like her?    A frail and fluffy beauty?    Why can't a fellow ever once prefer    a solid girl like me?!       She's a frothy little bubble    with a flimsy kind of charm    And with very little trouble    I could break her little arm!       Oh oh why would a fellow want a girl like her?    So obviously unusual?    Why can't a fellow ever once prefer   a usual girl like me?!       *Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink,    but not any pinker than a rose is.*    Her skin may be delicate and soft    but not any softer that a doe's is.      Her neck is no wider then a swan's    She's only as dainty as a daisy    She's only as graceful as a bird...    So why is the fellow going crazy?       Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her,    A girl who's merely lovely?    Why can't a fellow ever once prefer    a girl who's merely me?!       She's a frothy little bubble    with a frilly sort of air    and with very little trouble    I could pull out all her hair!! Haha ha ha!       Why would a fellow want a girl like her,    a girl who's merely lovely?    Why can't a fellow ever once prefer    a girl who's merely me?       What's the matter with the man?    What's the matter with the man?    What's the matter with the man?!