you said you'd love me 'til the cows come home,  love me with all your might.  but then I caught you with another girl, I guess the  cows came home last night.  what in the hell is a girl to do?  baby it aint right.  the cows come home about once a week, and they  keep you out at night...    what's a girl to do?  with a man like you?  I love you through and through  but it's an uphill fight.    I'm a good boy,  except when I'm not.  and I'd never lie to you,  except when I do.  and I'm not a cheater,  except when I am.  and I promise to love you as  just as best I can.    what's a boy to do?  with a girl like you?  I love you through and through  but it's an uphill fight.  it's an uphill fight.  it's an uphill fight.  the cows came home last night.    these lyrics are submitted by Churchill Brauninger