[ expressions written in CAPS represent squares in 'Monopoly' ]    [ CHORUS: U.G. ]  Aiyo, get nice  Shoot dice  Skip the small talk  Son, advance to BOARDWALK  Collectin properties and profit  Expand and make dough  Yo, slide past GO    [ Phantasm ]  Check the drama as the saga starts to enfold  To advance and pass GO and get the pot of gold  In the MEDITERRANEAN  Met this fly lady, and  She had two lovers  The rich Parker Brothers  On the run from the IRS for INCOME TAX  After this heist, son, we sittin on stacks  In this new community lookin for the Treasure Chest  Took a wrong left turn, fuck it yo, nevertheless  It's my fault, kid  We ended up on BALTIC  Off course  But still we ain't takin a loss  There he go, READING at the RAILROAD in his Porsche  Waitin for his brother to come in on the iron horse    [ U.G. ]  Can it be so simple?  Playin in my rental on ORIENTAL  AVENUE passin through CONNECTICUT  Got to get the burn mark just to VISIT Matt Life in the clink (/JAIL)  I'm bagged for stolen minks and snatchin links  [ Phantasm ]  At ST. CHARLES PLACE  Let me check Digga and Masta Ase  And the Inc.  They own ELECTRIC COMPANY  Next is the state of VIRGINIA, with Rhamadan  And got Mad Skillz like Shaqwan  At the train station  We waitin  For my PENNSYLVANIA connect  To come through and show us love and respect  Don't even take aim, cause he's a SAINT like JAMES  And when you're done with the body burn em in the flames    [ U.G. }  Sippin Hennessy on TENNESSEE  With Hav and P  Seen Schott Free, asked me to walk to NEW YORK  AVENUE, bag two chicks who whips were stashed at FREE PARKING  We seen Lou Diamond with Tony Starks, then  Some kid tried to buck me  On KENTUCKY  Some gang named CHANCE wore bandanas  So I ran to INDIANA  (ILLINOIS/) ILLA NOYZ and his boys  Held me down and got my back  Pass the gat, yes, I'm just cool like that    [ CHORUS ]    [ Phantasm ]  It's after three, yo  We at B&0  Amtrak and MARVIN GARDENS  A player like Phantasm is starvin  Check the fountain and see if the WATER WORKS  While I send four  Messages up to VENTNOR    [ U.G. ]  I was on ATLANTIC  With my man Quick  To snatch jewels and hit the scale  Seen 50, didn't wanna GO TO JAIL  On PENNSYLVANIA  I met Lorena  She had on Guess  She said (you need a vest  goin through COMMUNITY CHEST)  Or NC, NORTH CAROLINA if you visit  You look exquisite  ????? made by PACIFIC  Kicked a SHORT LINE  Shorty was mine  She was with it  I got the digits  But never got the CHANCE to hit it    [ Phantasm ]  At PARK PLACE  Hit the Parker Brothers' safe  And made a killin  And skated with about two million  But we got to pay TAX on the LUXURY  The Cella Dwellas' plan is to expand and live comfortably    [ CHORUS ]