Everybody's wavin' goodbye to Joe  His wife called, last call...he's gotta go  Kinda brings a tear, to every single guy  I admire his dedication, he's a family man  Thirteen years had a ring on his hand  Kinda makes me wonder, if I should give it a try    Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't  They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't  I won't regret it, one single minute  'Cause love's great when you're not in it    No curtains on the windows, just a couple sheets  TV dinners, my life is complete  Ain't no one more committed...I love the single life  If I want to, I can put on my cleanest dirty shirt  Stay out all night for better or worse  Just look what I'd be missin', if I had a wife    Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't  They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't  I won't regret it, one single minute  'Cause love's great when you're not in it    Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't  They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't  I won't regret it, one single minute  'Cause love's great when you're not in it    I would if I could, but I can't so I won't  They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't  I won't regret it, one single minute  'Cause love's great when you're not in it