You call me and it’s late at night  You want to know where I have been  I tell you that I’ll call you later  But you call me back again    The second, third, fourth time you call  I pull the chord out of the wall  And just when I begin to sleep  My damn beeper begins to beep    Sorry dear but I’m not home  So speak your mind after the tone  Heaven knows where I just went  But if I don’t call you back just take the hint    I wake up and you’re at my door  I close the shades, you knock once more  I found the note you left on my car  I go to work and there you are    You called my mother and friends  To ask if they’ve seen me and when  I think that this has gone too far  I turn around and there you are    Sorry dear but I’m not home  So speak your mind after the tone  Heaven knows where I just went  But if I don’t call you back just take the hint    Sorry dear but I’m not home  Please just leave me the hell alone  Sorry dear but I’m not home  Why won’t you leave me the hell alone?    Last night I had the strangest dream  And when I woke ‘twas with a scream  I dreamt I died and went to hell  And there you were alive and well    Sorry dear but I’m not home  So speak your mind after the tone  Heaven knows where I just went  But if I don’t call you back just take the hint    Sorry dear but I’m not home  Please just leave me the hell alone  Sorry dear but I’m not home  Why won’t you leave me the hell alone?    But you’re still here after the tone  You’re still here after the tone  You're still here    these lyrics are submitted by CHG