Traalfaz as performed by Conspiracy of Silence   words and music by B. Meares rights reserved, 2003, 1997    guitar intro     (rap)  Here's a little story you'll find hard to believe   about a little yuppy puppy   with a trick up his sleeve    Every day while the Master's away  Traalfaz and his wife will play  Makes no sense  or so I'm told    He hops in the sack   before the sheets are cold    Thin line?  Maybe not.  The wife is fine  but the daughter's DAMN hot!    (chorus)  Traalfaz, you're not the one who's lonely  Traalfaz, you're not the one for her    Even if she still loves you  You're not the one who's lonely  Traalfaz  You're not the one for her    (guitar solo)  Watch her slowly, she's walking down the hallway  Feel her pain as you see those tears don't dry.    Traalfaz, you're not the one who's lonely  Traalfaz, you're not the one for her    Even if she still loves you  You're not the one who's lonely  Traalfaz  You're not the one for her