[Shock G (x2)]  She used to be quick to lick, the trick  But now she just wanna rub em down    [Digital Underground]  Body-hats, lookin for the Body-Hats  Lookin for the body-hats! (x6)    [Shock G]  Yeah, I took sugar shoppin (yo?) for a body-hat (no!)  And I found a pack of big blue round ones  The can't-shut-me-down ones, yeah  A-rigga-like-me-needin-em-cause-I-get-around ones    [Humpty-Hump]  Yeah, well here we go, on another show  Backstage, shnuckas wanna get into the flow  My woody says yo! He's ready to go  But, yo, he's gotta wait for the Nose to go    [Money B]  A pretty face and back character  Maybe cause the chick is brainwashed  Lost, got your green contacts look fine  Who'd a thought you need hats for your eyes    [Saafir]  [???] around my eyes when I'm rhyming  The government says you've got to have a glow  And I swing a tail like Haley's Comet  No comment? I didn't think so  I thought flow and there it was    [Humpty-Hump]  It's just a freestills, meanwills keep the vills kills in  Sweat drills in, girlies in the wheels eatin chills and  You say you're ready to go? Oh no  You gotta wait for the Nose to go!    [Shock G]  Don't wanna throw a hot booty seven and lose  So what is the move to keep livin?  Swimmin in the big balloon, I don't think so  I ran a body-hat option on the ho    [Shock G]  She said lately it just ain't been the same  So would you kinda just rub me down?    [Humpty-Hump]  My woody wants to get into the flow  But I said no, you gotta wait for the Nose to go    [Shock G]  Baby really must've been crazy though  Cause the onion was big and round    "Barring abstinence the Body-Hat is the best known protection against FADES"