I'm not a genius I'm more like a genie   Granting girls wishes from a stone cold bikini yeah   Sewing up ideas like delicious kisses   I'll play with you mid but I won't do your dishes boy   Say it again     CHORUS:   V.G.I. my philosophy   V.G.I. is I'm a masterpiece   V.G.I. I wear a scrunchie   V.G.I. I'll say it again     I say I say a intellectual genie   I'm making bullshit disappear like a hou-fuckin-dini   Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming   You think I'll take your order boy   You must be fucking dreamin     CHORUS     Cuz I'm extra special and I'm burning bright   I'm a UFO blazing through your starry night   You try to shoot my down girl cuz you just don't understand   That a woman like me can be master of my plan     CHORUS     I don't wanna say I want to   I don't wanna say I don't   Sometimes the secret is   Sometimes the secret is   yes yes yes yes     CHORUS