[DJ Quik]  Huh, now don't come to my party if you don't wanna get drunk  It's me and my niggas and we puffin on a skunk  Cus it's true when I'm bent and I'm fuckin I can last long  With some Gin and a grin cus my cocks grown  Now don't trip ho, you like to get bent too  Hit the thai, run, get ya coochie in bent too  By a nigga that'll make ya sick  You know me *scratch**scratch**scratch* , Yeah  Now let me tell you about a party that I threw last year  Niggas kept haulin that party over here  Too many niggas so I had to get a keg of Budweiser  But it had me pissin down my leg  So I bought somethin that'll last longer  Somethin a little harder somethin a little stronger  Somethin that'll definitely make your day  So what you say muthafucka want some Tanqueray?  Now the niggas up on it went got some orange juice  Cus they know that Tanqueray'll get them hoes loose  Fillin up your glass, boy you tryin to trip  Nigga you can't handle full glass, fool take a sip  But I'm not stingy so I filled it to the rim  He went up in my kitchen with a bitch named Kim  Straight bareback in the pussy he dove  Huh, bustin nuts all on my stove  From drinking that..     [Chorus]  Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine  Little green bottle got you outta ya mind  So if you want to get bent in a big-o way  Come on and drink a little Tanqueray    [DJ Quik]  Now the party started jumpin and the music got loud  A hand full of niggas done turn into a crowd  Out my control the party started hoppin  And the more that niggas drunk, the more that started droppin  Shit, my house got fucked up for certain  With beer on my carpet, gum on my curtain  Niggas in my front yard bendin up the fence  Havin a fuckin great time all at my expense  But I can't trip because I'm knowin  Niggas gon' be niggas and that's just the way shit's goin  But bout damn time I got a visit from the crew  Playa Hamm and Shabby Bleu  With some bitches hollin' (Hey, where the party at?)  I said "The party's in my pants in ya monkey's kind a fat"  "Naw I'm just bullshittin come on in"  Now it was two bad bitches, but they had an ugly friend  Then the ho decided that she wanted to dance  Spilled Boo Farm, all on my pants  Plus she was spokin like a fingero ho  But I didn't say a Goddamn thing cus I didn't know  Then she and ?? started havin a fit  Talking about (all y'all rappin niggas aint shit)  So I spit in her face and socked the ho in lip  And dragged the bitch outta my tent  Cus I was full of that..     [Chorus]  Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine  Little green bottle got you outta ya mind  So if you want to get bent in a big-o way  Come on and drink a little Tanqueray    [DJ Quik]  Check it, now the bitch straight skated, but then she rolled back  Came up in the party wit a strap, cocked it  Jack, spotted it, hit her on the head and speed knotted it  Bitch dropped the strap and I got it  Rat pack time niggas, stop  The lights came on and the bitch got dropped  It was party over here and party over there  Till the niggas trippin, and started pullin out her hair  Now it really wouldn't nice to see  When they beat a bitch down, and drag her ass out in the street  "And you aint getting yo gat back showty"  Put it in pocket went back to the pawty  And everybody kicked it for the rest of the night  Huh, bud straight facin and the vibe was right  Wouldn't no mo' strappin everything was okay  Each everybody up skated cus we was outta that..     [Chorus](2x)  Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine  Little green bottle got you outta ya mind  So if you want to get bent in a big-o way  Come on and drink a little Tanqueray    La la la la la la la la la..