Now Washington, DC's  A funny little town  The further you look into it  The further things stick out    You oughta be ashamed  You oughta be destroyed  I'll chop you into little bits  And feed you to my dogs    Well well well well well  What have we got here?  What have we got now?  Hey hey hey hey hey  Twistin' in the wind  Twistin' all night long    Now can you picture this?  A taste of what will be  The weatherman is wrong again  It looks like rain to me    I heard the whistle blow  The train has jumped the track  The mighty engine's outa gas  Bureaucratic heart attack    My sister likes the boys  They kinda like her, too  My mama says, "Be careful"  Sister says, "Now, that ain't cool"    My daddy fell in love  Down at the factory  And me, I like to sit around  Get high, and watch TV    Well well well well well  What have we got here?  What have we got now?  Hey hey hey hey hey  Twistin' in the wind  Twistin' all night long    Now I can take a joke  I'm laughin' at myself  I faked my way through college  And I faked my way through sex    I've been falling down too long  I've been bangin' up my head  And if I could stay on my feet  I'd prob'ly go right back again    Now Harry's got a gun  And he just turned fourteen  He dresses like a gangster  And he's livin' on the street    They kicked him in the balls  They shaved off all his hair  They put a current through his head  And left him lyin' there    Well well well well well  What have we got here?  What have we got now?  Hey hey hey hey hey  Twistin' in the wind  Twistin' all night long    They say that crime don't pay  The judge does not agree  'Cause if you got the money  He will surely set you free    I'll watch you burn in hell  I'll see you in your grave  I'd like to watch you suffer for  The evil that you made    Hi-dee hi-dee ho  What a funny clown  The fat man he fell off the wall  And he can't get up again    It's time to say goodbye  It's time to say goodnight  Whoever is the last one out  Well, please turn out the light