Rodriguez shuns Robby's house  Cause his girl was called a field mouse  And this was not acceptable  Rodriguez taught him now  It was a shower he'd been needing  A shampooing was his greeting  He feels the scars from the swirly  His clothes were soaked... and how!  Like an lifeguard with no clothes  In the guard room 'Manda froze  (Chorus)  *What has he become  An icon for the summer staff  What has he become  He never faced Scott's fearful rath  What has he become  In a bad room stuck with Melvin  What has he become  Spoke his mind, looked out for us all  Yes, he rarely did have any cares at all  "Helene and Tom" left him scarred for life  He wanted her to be Craig's future wife  This guy could make us all laugh with his good stories  Melvin and him made a great pair of roomies*  Robby has his tick-tacs  Eventually the bed cracks  For once again Melvin's gone on  A super hungry streak  With work waiting next morning  Melvin gave no warning  That he would eat all of them,  The bed was just too weak.  An intriguing Robby kid  Kept us guessing... he did  (Chorus)  What about Jen?  What about Kris?  What about Nikki Clark?  What about Julie, Carina, and other girls?