Typical people, I know you'll be there  Party tricks that I just can't bear  See you dressed in your nice new suit  Fall about 'cos your pissed as a newt  I've gotta get outta here (Why's that?)  Keep away, 'cos you're far too near  Come any closer and I'll put out your light  Ten minutes here's been a real long night  I think I've been here a 100 times before  In a horror nightmare I'm not quite sure  Each time it's always the fucking same  I get tied up with a drunken insane  When no-one's looking I'll slip through the door  Take a beer or two, maybe more  To a place that I know is good  The local pub in my neighbourhood    these lyrics are submitted by burkul