Don't want to be alone today   cuz I want you more than words can say.   The perfect girl, you've got to be out there,   the one who won't really even care.   If I get drunk and piss on myself   and every day I smoke a pack of cigarettes,   and I have this dream involving my guitar   and frequently take trips to the nudey bar.      But I, promise to always be true   and I would never cheat on you.   I want to be the one who takes care of you   when you're feelin blue... the perfect girl!      Give me the chance, I swear I'll make it right.   And when you leave I'll kiss you good night.   The perfect girl, you know we'll never fight,   because you think it is alright   if I get drunk and piss on myself   and every day smoke a pack of cigarettes,   and have this dream involving my guitar   and frequently take trips to the nudey bar.