It's twelve o clock   Hit snooze one more time on the alarm clock   I'll get up soon   But not right now cause it is only noon   I swear I'll get a chance to   clean my room today   there's something in there scaring girls away   and i swear i'll get a chance to   go to the grocery store   the only food left is one can of creamed corn   get out of bed   could shower but i turn the tv on instead   yea i should go   but it's poo-tang week on the maury povich show   and i swear i'll get a chance to   go out and mow the lawn   haven't seen the pink flamingos in so long   and i swear i'll get a chance to   change the oil in my truck   it's months to much old now   but it's my day off   and i'm not motivated    to do much of anything at all   this is my day to finally get away from the mall   i never got the chance to clean my room   to change the oil or go get food   and the grass it never got cut   so what   it's my day off   and i'm not motivated   to do much of anything at all   it's my day off   and i'm not motivated   to do much of anything at all   my next day off i swear i won't just waste away   like i did today