Old Bilbo found a ring   It was the one ring of the Dark Lord   Old Bilbo found a ring   It was the one ring of the Dark Lord   Now I'm hunted by a schizo   Called Smeagol or Gollum hes out of his gourd      Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away   Yeah, Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away   Now he's leading my to Mordor, wonders if Sam and I are gay      I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues   I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues   And if Smeagol don't betray me   The Dark Lord'll make Headline News      At the Gates of Mordor Smeagol said "They ain't now way"   [They ain't no way my precious-s-s]   At the Gates of Mordor Smeagol said "They ain't now way"   [Silly hobbits-s-s, Follow Smeagol]   Said, "I'll take you to Shelob, She'll have a hobbit filet"      I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues   I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues   And if Smeagol don't betray me   Sauron'll make the hobbits wear shoes      Well, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked   [Out of my mind!]   Yeah, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked   [Man, I don't know what I was thinking?!]   So Gollum bit the ring off, and did a Swan dive in the Crack      I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues   I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues   And if Smeagol don't betray me   Middle-Earth'll sing The Dark Lord Blues      I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues   I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues   And if Gollum'll just betray me   I'll fially take that Elven Cruise