People stay the same throughout the ages  Looking for a change is still courageous  From dungeons to death camps to furnished cages  It makes me wonder if Darwinism is just another load of intellecutal jizz  And how!    CHORUS  Where are they now?  What would they say if we met today  You'd think they'd get it right somehow  Where are they now?    If you really want to own a shotgun  The Constitution says it's your right to bear one  'Cause if you're in a fight why make it a fair one  It makes me wonder just why we bother  With every little burp from a founding father's mouth    Where are they now?  What would they say if we met today  You'd think they'd take it back somehow  Where are they now?    Everybody loves the perfect scandal  If the shoe fits, torches rise from candles  From Cinderella's slipper to Jesus' sandals  It makes me wonder if the Holy Bible is what I want to swear upon  When I'm on trial    Wow! Where are they now?  Where are they now?  What would they say if we met today  I'm pretty sure they'd have a cow  Where are they now?