It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose  It was a joke  It made me laugh  And then I realised-No!    Oh yeah I felt I really had to go  Before embarrassment was a fact  I could have killed, killed for a moment alone  One moment alone    Oh no, I'm getting wet  I wet myself, oh no...  ...but it's too late now...    It was some minutesI will never forget  It was a lifetime of pain  Thought I was doing well  Until the female from hell went up by my side    She said: I'm not sure I'm glad you're here  It looks like you're getting wet somewhere  She said: Get out of my house  Before you ruin my fucking carpet    Oh yeah! I felt that it was time to go  But there was something I wanted to do  So I said: hey guys, I wet my pants  And it's fun, you should try it too    Oh yeah, I'm getting wet  I wet myself, oh yeah