* Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity  That depends...before or after I hit puberty?   I was six watchin hoes slob  The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job  Older cousin's tongue bathed the balls  I confess, I was molested at seven. No complaints at all  And if I did complain, it's when she'd give me brain  And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games  When I pay for snatch, I'll eat a cat's bleedin   And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season  I'll take your slore home,   let her pick her favorite thong,   play DJ and have her suck me off to her favorite song  Make sure the handycam is on  Fuck a threesome, I'm takin you, your mom, your niece and your granny on  And any other family member with tits and a cunt  Whip my dick out at the reunion like..."Is this what you want?"  cuz..    If it's a dick you want, I got inches  If it's a chick you want, I got bitches  Whether lesbian, or the best of friends  you can spread your legs open and let me it    What's a nice girl like you doin suckin my cock?   Or gettin pulled over for speedin and fuckin a cop?   Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket  Now suck my dick before I beat the shit outta you with it  Want a milkshake? Suck the shit out and you'll get it    Six four and I'll fuck the shit out of a midget  Lived out most men's dreams when I was seventeen  Been through more shit than most porn stars ever seen    I'm not sure which bitch to bone next  I got AT&T operators callin me for phone sex  I'll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan  And once I bust a nut all you'll hear is a dial tone  Imagine me givin one shit about a dumb bitch  Coulda wrote a book titled 'One Million and One Clits'  To which of you bitches am I givin it to?   When they get to know me first I'm diggin you...now  let me stick my dick in you    repeat chorus x's 2    In the middle of the night,   pillow fight,   with a widow and a dyke  Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right  To my left is the dyke,   as I bite on the nipple of her tit,   pushed the widow's head to nibble on her clit  Tape it and sell it off the net  For a bitch mad I did it without consent, you're awfully wet  Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg bitches  After I came, fucked em with they own leg  They ain't know the difference  Your cunt's wet and your pants are soaked with it  I don't discriminate, even cancer hoes get it  So open up, I'ma cram your throat with it  I want you to suck just like the antedote's in it  All you strong women claimin queen to the universe,   I'll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt  So the moral of the story   is you ain't gettin backstage if you ain't givin oral in a orgy