Tryin to make a livin the best way i know how  instead of ridin bulld i should have been a rodeo clown  coz things were goin good for awhile then they turned around  everytime i nod i get whopped out and get laid down  i'm still rockin these crowds from shore to shore  you better look out i'm on a bad to lay down tour    leavin the rodeo no money just a fuckin black eye  the boys are all in the truck yeah we're ready for a good time  when we pulled up to the bar we were all drunk on crown  and went out lookin for the girls who are bad to lay down  i hit up this big boobed girl she was kind of shy  whispered in my ear i was like oh me oh my  i'm gonna give you some sympathy ass for that black eye  i'm still rockin these whores from shore to shore  keep your daughters in the house i'm on a bad to lay down tour    i'm on a bad to lay down tour  bad bad to lay down  if i get the most points i'll win the trophy for sure  accumulated points by the ratio that you do?  whether it's bein lazy, getting wrecked out or the bitch that you screw, all is a product of layin down.  coz i'm on a bad to lay down tour  bad bad to lay down    when i left her house her dad was like  who the hell are you  he had a shotgun it looked like i was  fuckin screwed  so i let up tryin to talk my way   out of this mess  then i did the only thing that i knew best  i threw a right cross and i knocked his old ass on the ground  he went to sleep and i knew he was bad to lay down  if you didn't know now you know now for sure  keep your daughter in the house i'm on a bad to lay down tour    i'm on a bad to lay down tour  bad bad to lay down  if i get the most points i'll win the trophy for sure  accumulated points by the ratio that you do  whether it's bein lazy, getting wrecked out   or the bitch that you screw, all is a product of layin down.  coz i'm on a bad to lay down tour  bad bad to lay down  lay down  lay on down