I've got some fat to loose   And something else too   I never knew the rules   Because I've never had a girlfriend   I suppose I've got a lot to learn   I don't know anything   I'm only seventeen   I go to public school   They never taught me anything I need to learn   But someone told me where to find out   Out where the lights are red   And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors   Out where the films are blue   And the licensed places never shut their doors   I will go there-bingo   I will find out   I will discover-bingo   What the fuss is about   So I went up to town   and I got some money out   I found my self a bar   Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help   And then I really found out   Out where the lights are red   And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors   Out wgere the films are blue   And the licensed places never shut their doors   I will go there-bingo   I will find out   I will discover-bingo   What the fuss is about   But as I tried to leave   They gave the bill to me   I couldn't quite believe   They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke   Or they would call my mother   Out where the skies are black   And they wait for another victim to pass on   Out where the kids are green   And are thick enough to left themselves be conned   Yes I went there-bingo   and I found out   Yes I discoverd-bingo   what the fuss is about