Somewhere between Never Neverland and Wonderland  In a land called Never Wonderland  There lived a beautiful wealthy young divorcee  With a checkered past and a bad memory  Who should probably remain nameless  And men travelled from far and wide and try to win her hand  And she took in stragglers from all over the known world    Her newest guests were (as her mother called them)  "The latest Russians to defect"  One's name was Hefner  The other's name was Disney  Disney smoked a pipe and was very philosophical  He was constantly surrounded by go-go girls  And he used to take pictures of them without any clothes on  And sell them to the neighborhood children    Hefner on the other hand was not so introspective  He loved a good story just like anybody else  In fact he loved the myths of Never Wonderland so much  That he made elaborate moulded plastic sculptures   Of the characters in the myths  Then ... he would put them out in the garden  Until .... he had built a whole nother land in Never Wonderland  Which he called Hefnerland    And the neighborhood children loved them  They had lots of fun playing in Hefnerland  And looking at all Disney's go-go pictures  Because they didn't know any better  And they didn't know any worse  But the beautiful young wealthy divorcee thought  That they were only after her money  Sometimes she even wished they would go back to Russia    (But between you and me they were really dupes of the Wicked King  Who wanted to rob the children of their dreams)