Calamity Man  Wherever I come bad luck is coming my way  Wherever I go hard luck is there to stay  If I say yes people laugh and say I'm mad  If I say no they get furious and I get said  Goodluck never stays a day  Bad luck's always coming my way  REF:  Calamity Man  They call me the Calamity Man  But I'm trying as hard as I can  To keep bad luck away from me  But I'm doomed to live a life filled with misery  I took a trip to England on a ferryboat  After a while it sank after being afloat  Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife  Leaving there people full of grief  Goodluck never stays a day  Bad luck's always coming my way  REF  I'm even worse than a tornado, whirlwind, hurricane  Even my looks make ordinary people go insane  When they put me away in a bunker of ferro-concrete  My misery radiation made it crash completely   Goodluck never stays a day  Bad luck's always coming my way  REF  I took a trip to England on a ferryboat  After a while it sank after being afloat  Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife  Leaving there people full of grief  Goodluck never stays a day  Bad luck's always coming my way  REF