Haemorrhoid Rock  I feel a pain running down my spine, feels like I'm sitting on a porkupine  A hand full of grapes hangin' from my ass please doctor make it pass  REF:  I got a haemorrhoid rock (2x)   Please doctor give me a shot I'm going crazy from that haemorrhoid rock  Whenever I want to go sit and stare I cry out loud ‘cause I can't bare  This awful pain coming from below I'm gotta cut it away ‘cause it hurts me so  REF  I can't sleep or ride a bike I feel like I'm sitting on a great big spike  A million of needles right in my ass please doctor make me pass  REF (2x)