If we were sixteen again, we'd still be playing baseball   Mixing Big Red and Red Man on the left side of the infield   And both D'Amico sisters would be sitting in the bleachers   And we'd ask them to the movies instead of acting like two big deals   My friend, if we were sixteen again      If we were sixteen again, I'd suggest we study harder   Maybe be a little smarter and not so hell-bent   Drink a few more Sun-Drops, leave the Mad Dog to the winos   ride around with our shirts off - man, we looked good back then   Old friend, if we were sixteen again   If we were sixteen again      I guess we though we'd live forever   Thought we'd always be together   And things would never change   Oh, no      If we were sixteen again, well I'd have stood up to you   Told you, you weren't driving   Took your keys and drove you home   And I'd tell you that I loved you like you were my own brother   And I'd be talking to you now, instead of this headstone   Old friend, if we were sixteen again   If we were sixteen again