[Originally by Guns N' Roses]    Your daddy works in porno   Now that mommy's not around   She used to love her heroin   But now she's underground   So you stay out late at night   And you do your coke for free   Drivin' your friends crazy   With your life's insanity     Well, well, well you just can't tell   Well, well, well my Michelle     Sowin' all your wild oats   In another's luxuries   Yesterday was Tuesday   Maybe Thursday you can sleep   But school starts much too early   And this hotel wasn't free   So party till your connection call   Baby I'll return the key     [Chorus:]    Well, well, well you just can't tell   Well, well, well my Michelle   Well, well, well you never can tell   Well, well, well my Michelle     Everyone needs love   You know that it's true   Someday you'll find someone   That'll fall in love with you   But oh the time it takes   When you're all alone   Someday you'll find someone   That you can call your own   But till then ya better...     Now you're clean   And so discreet   I won't say a word   But most of all this song is true   Case you haven't heard   So c'mon and stop your whinin'   'Cause we both know money burns   Honey don't stop tryin;   An you'll get what you deserve     [Chorus]