If you were Lucy  I'd be your Ricky  When you were juicy  I'd get real sticky  And when you're magic  It makes me tricky, too     Yeah, I'm a Sony  You're Panasonic  I'm heavy metal  You're philharmonic  If you get earaches  I'd turn my volume down  A notch or two for you     Cause I will do anything for you  Anything you want me to  I'm so adaptable to you  Was untrappable til you     I will do for you  Anything for you  Adaptable to you  Adaptable to you     If you do that fold out  I'll scream and holler  But when you hold out  I'll spend three dollars  One way or other, babe  I'll spend the night with you  That's true     Now, you ain't no Hepburn  And I ain't no Fonda  But if you were drownin  In Golden Ponda  Mouth to mouth  I'd resuscitate with you     Because I'm so adaptable to you  Anything you want me to  I'm so adaptable to you  Was untrappable til you     I will do for you  Anything for you  Adaptable to you  Adaptable to you     Adaptable to you  So plug me into you     Say you're Vampira  And needed plasma  And I was dying  From chronic asthma  I'd leave my death bed  To draw some blood for you  Just for you     Because I will do anything for you  Anything you want me to  And I will do anything for you  Anything you want me to  Yes, I'm so adaptable to you  Leave a craps table for you  On a winning streak     I will do for you  Anything for you  Adaptable to you  Adaptable to you