Dashing through the sand  With a bomb strapped to my back  I have a Nasty plan  For Christmas in Iraq    I got through checkpoint A  But not through checkpoint B  That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Militery    Oh, Jingle bombs  Jingle bombs  Mine blew off you see  Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me    Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead  The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head    I used to be a man, but every time I cough  Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off  My bombing days are done, I need to find some work  Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,    Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed  Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!    these lyrics are submitted by Unknown person who does not want to reveal his na