Bought yourself a red nose  A stupid pair of shoes  You're so dumb and you know it  What you gonna do    Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face  Falling for your photograph  Step on up and take a look at the    Idiots on parade - We're the idiots  We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots  Made you a star before you learned to crawl  We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots on parade    Don't you wanna go now  What you going through  You're so old and you know it  Time's flashing by again    Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face  Falling for your photograph  Step on up and take a look at the    Idiots on parade - We're the idiots  We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots  Made you a star before you learned to crawl  We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots  On parade, on parade, on parade  Two idiots like me and you    Don't you wanna go now  What you gonna do  You're so dumb and you know it  What you gonna do    Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face  Falling for your photograph  Step on up and take a look at the    Idiots on parade - We're the idiots  We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots  Made you a star before you learned to crawl  We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots  On parade, on parade, on parade  Two idiots like me and you