FLY IN THE OINTMENT    YES I AM...THE NIGHTMARE MAN...  I'M DOING TIME...  IN BEDSITTER LAND.  WHERE MONEY IS FRIENDS..  AND FRIENDS MY MAN...  YEAH! TAP YOUR FEET  TAP THE PHONE...  DOG AND BONE!!  I SEE TWO WHO ARE BLUE,  COMING AFTER YOU.  I SAW THREE IN GREEN,  TWO ARE BOYS........  ONE'S A QUEEN!  I SAW ONE DRESSED IN RED...  MUCH TOO LATE...  COS, I WOZ DEAD!  Wot do you want?  An all over tan?  A bunch of flowers?  Or a WELL HUNG man ????    Looking out of the window...  Sitting on a train.    I'M JUST A FLY in the OINTMENT  I'M JUST A FLY IN the OINTMENT  I'M JUST A FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY...  FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY IN THE OINTMENT    FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY IN THE OINTMENT  I'M JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT  FLY    (Wade/Wade/James)