COMA    (HA HA HO, HA HA HO, HA HA HO)    HE'S IN A COMA, DIAL 999  SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 9-9-9  (HA HA HO)    DRIVING TOO FAST ALONG THE WHITE LINE,  SPEEDING ALONG, TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME    SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 9-9-9    DRIVING TOO FAST ALONG THE WHITE LINE  BREAKING THE SPEED LIMIT, TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME    HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 9-9-9  (HA HA HO, HA HA HO, HA HA HO, HA HA HO)    FOLLOW THE LINE, FOLLOW THE TRACK  IT'LL TAKE YOU HOME, GIVE YOU A HEART, GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK!  YEAH THIS'LL COST YOU TWELVE, OH IT'S FINE, FINE, FINE!    HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)  HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)  SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)  HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)    NOW IT'S IN MY BLOOD, OH I FEEL FINE, FINE, FINE    HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)  SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)  HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)  SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)    FOLLOW THE LINE, FOLLOW THE TRACK  YOU'RE TAKING SO MUCH IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU A HEART,  HEART, HEART, HEART ATTACK!  IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK    HE'S IN A COMA, DIAL 999  (HA HA HO, WHAT'S WRONG?  I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER  TAKE FOUR RED CAPSULES)  SHE'S IN A COMA, DIAL 911  IT'S NO FUN  (HA HA HO, TAKE FOUR RED CAPSULES)  IF YOU GET CAUGHT YOU'LL BE DOING TIME, TIME, TIME  (HA HA HO)  HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999  (HA HA HO)    (HA HA HO, HA HA HO,WHAT'S WRONG?  I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER  TAKE FOUR RED CAPSULES)    (Wade/Wade)