Stephenie Meyer's the queen of all vampires  how does she make this stuff up?  she's got to be, some form of genius  with Twilight she's hit the jackpot    she's our hero, how many times in our lives  have we drooled over vampires?  she's our hero  cause Edward's so hot he can set the house on fire  yeah he's one sexy vampire, sexy vampire    Stephenie Meyer is not a liar  we know that werewolves are good  we've got a message for all the Jacob haters:  the Volturi want your blood    she's our hero, how many times in our lives   have we drooled over vampires?  she's our hero  cause Edward's so hot he can set the house on fire  yeah he's one sexy vampire, sexy vampire    you better stay back  cause Stephenie has got our backs  and we want you to know    she's our hero, how many times in our lives  have we drooled over vampires?  she's our hero  cause Edward's so hot he can set the house on fire  yeah he's one sexy vampire, sexy vampire    these lyrics are submitted by me