Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher  And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher  All my friends at school  They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool  Nearly petrified 'cos he was taken by surprise  When I kissed the teacher  Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher  My whole class went wild  As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled  I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher    One of these days  Gonna tell him I dream of him every night  One of these days  Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright    I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher  Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher  Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry  And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher    One of these days  Gonna tell him I dream of him every night  One of these days  Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright    What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher  All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher  My whole class went wild  As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled  I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher  (I wanna hug, hug, hug him)