What do you get when you fall in love?  A girl with a pin to burst your bubble  That's what you get for all your trouble  I'll never fall in love again  I'll never fall in love again    What do you get when you kiss a girl?  You get enough germs to catch pneumonia  After you do, she'll never phone ya  I'll never fall in love again  I'll never fall in love again    Don't tell me what it's all about  'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out,  Out of those chains, those chains that bind you  That is why I'm here to remind you    What do you get when you fall in love?  You only get lies and pain and sorrow  So, for at least until tomorrow,  I'll never fall in love again  I'll never fall in love again    BREAK    Out of those chains, those chains that bind you  That is why I'm here to remind you    What do you get when you fall in love?  You only get lies and pain and sorrow  So, for at least until tomorrow,  I'll never fall in love again  That's why I'll never fall in love again  I'll never fall in love again