"Whole house freeze!"    It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she was  Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly  Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction  Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me  I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea  And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle  I said "So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal  I would love to see you in a nightgown"  She said "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet  I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat  I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll  That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold"  I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this?"  She said the description that I fit  Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond  Then slipped a concoction in my drink  Immediately set my consciousness adrift…    Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair  With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle  Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing  Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly  To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me  Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate who bore all the secrets and take  Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied that I would gain  Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll  Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in  Began travelling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited  Thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way  I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute  Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions  The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren  Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end?  Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in  And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then…    "Whole house freeze!"    Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow  It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed  And the same Glow that I seen in the Sword I seen in the eyes of the Lion  Who began leading me in a specific direction as if trying to tell me something  Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described  Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped  And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried  "AFTER YEARS WE HAVE FINALLY BEEN AWAKENED!"  The assault was on, I got knocked to the ground by one  Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing  Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops  And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp  Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it around my neck  Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing  Off with their heads!  The gates slowly and mysteriously opened  So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective  Spider webs the size of king-size beds  Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead  Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance  At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll!  And just as I thought my mission was over  I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder    As she began to transform and metamorphosise  She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and eyes  And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire  So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment  She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the Scroll  And exited much faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping  Clasp full of flames cast in my direction  I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death  And a casket passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding  How could I survive and last another round inside this madness?    "Whole house freeze!"