It's not a fucking lack
Of intelligence
It's not a by-product
Of a
From the first moment I saw her I felt my
Mom and Dad, this one's for you
How does it feel
To
I'm not heavy
But i'm gonna sing this song today
For those
Yeah, I love the USA
The greatest country in the world
Where
Hardly had a chance
She wipes away a tear from her
No matter how hard I try
I just can't seem to
I wish I could be like you
No worries, no regrets
But
Old enough
Yet still wet behind ears
In between teat and wean
Pushing
Don't trust the truth that they give youFind it out
Your average man of thirty-nineUnfaithful husband and father of fiveSpends
Hardcore punkers rule!It's so cool when they droolMohawks and tattoosNipple-pier
I don't date MormonsI don't date MormonsI don't date Mormons'Cuz
When they came, we were readyWith atom bombs pointed towards
What if I woke up todayAnd found my memory had
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