Sun sets on television   Tele-tubbies say goodbye   I wave. I wonder why         Odd twist the gray brain matter   Grows fatter than girls at the 'Y'   I slave over my alibi         Because I believe in fiction, fiction   The only thing that turns you on is fiction   The only thing that turns me on is fiction         I kiss the ground you walk on   I kiss you to disguise   My face identifies         Because I believe in fiction, fiction   The only thing that turns you on is fiction   The only thing that turns me on is fiction