Save me from deep thought, gimme a show   Hold the insight, just an opinion to go   Don’t confuse me with details or bore me with facts   Skip over the hard parts, gotta learn to relax      Life as a series of 15 second spots   A miracle baby and another space shot   Blip – it’s so shocking and so sad      No purchase necessary, no salesman will call   Your complete family tree on a plaque for your wall   Remote channel changer inlaid with mother of pearl   I gave you ten minutes, now give me the world      The thickest thick, the richest rich   The softest soft, the whitest white      Call a press conference and blow your brains out   The gun that sticks to the roof of your mouth   The same old story, like it’s never been told   Someone else’s bones shaking out in the cold