Get up now  Get up now  Get up out of bed  Wash your face  Brush your teeth  Comb your sleepy head  Here's your clothes  And your shoes  Hear the words I said  Get up now  Get up and make your bed  Are you hot?  Are you cold?  Are you wearing that?  Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?  Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat  Don't forget you got to feed the cat  Eat your breakfast  The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all  Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall  Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?  Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon    So you must play  Don't shovel  Chew slowly  But hurry  The bus is here  Be careful  Come back here  Did you wash behind your ears?  Play outside  Don't play rough  Would you just play fair?  Be polite  Make a friend  Don't forget to share  Work it out  Wait your turn  Never take a dare  Get along  Don't make me come down there  Clean your room  Fold your clothes  Put your stuff away  Make your bed  Do it now  Do we have all day?  Were you born in a barn?  Would you like some hay  Can you even hear a word I say?  Answer the phone  Get Off the phone  Don't sit so close  Turn it down  No texting at the table  No more computer time tonight  Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up    Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?  Saying thank you, please, excuse me  Makes you welcome everywhere you roam  You'll appreciate my wisdom  Someday when you're older and you're grown  Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own  You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly  But right now  I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me  Close your mouth when you chew  Would appreciate  Take a bite  Maybe two  Of the stuff you hate  Use your fork  Do not you burp  Or I'll set you straight  Eat the food I put upon your plate  Get an A, Get the door  Don't get smart with me  Get a Grip  Get in here I'll count to 3  Get a job  Get a life  Get a PhD  Get a dose of...  I don't care who started it  You're grounded until your 36  Get your story straight  And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake  And if all your friends jumped off a cliff  Would you jump too?    If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that  You're too old to act this way  It must be your father's DNA  Look at me when I am talking  Stand up straight when you walk  A place for everything  And everything must be in place  Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about  Oh!  Brush your teeth  Wash your face  Get your PJs on  Get in bed  Get a hug  Say a prayer with Mom  Don't forget  I love you  **KISS**  And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends  You don't need the reason why  Because  Because  Because  Because  I said so  I said so  I said so  I said so  I'm the Mom  The mom  The mom  The mom  The mom  Ta-da